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Upon arriving in front of the officiating NPC at the innermost part of the ceremony hall, a dialogue script appeared.
[Father Gregorio: On such a beautiful day, the bride and groom walk forward to a happy future in front of us.]
[Father Gregorio: The bride and groom promise to do their best for each other at any time, in difficult or sad, happy or joyful times]
[Father Gregorio: Do you swear to cherish and love each other sincerely as you do now?]
I was watching the lines while drinking cola, and I found a system message above the chat window.
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〈System〉
> ‘Yes(Formal)’
> ‘yes(Informal)’
> ‘I swear.’
*Please choose one of the options in the chat window.
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‘I swear’ is too long and ‘Yes(Formal)’ requires holding down the shift key, so I apathetically chose the simplest one.
[All] I’m sleepy: yes(Informal)
[All] Sleepy Owner: Yes, yes, yes, yes
[All] Sleepy Owner: Yes
[All] Sleepy Owner: I swear
[All] Drink some water: what the ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[All] Harn: Are you just really nervous or hysterical?
[Father Gregorio: I heard the answer of the groom and the bride well.]
[Father Gregorio: I’m now ending the ceremony by blessing the future of the two.]
[Father Gregorio: Groom I’m Sleepy, Bride Sleepy Owner, I wish you both happiness.]
The large golden bell behind the cherry blossoms rang, NPCs swayed in happiness and firecrackers exploded in the sky. At the same time, system messages came pouring in.
<System> Achievement obtained!
<System> Achievement: 1st Wedding Anniversary!
<System> Family Tab has been activated!
<System> Title has been added.
<System> Marriage-only buff items, ‘wedding ring’ and ‘necklace’ have been provided. An additional buff is applied when equipped with both.
When I opened the inventory, it actually contained a ring and a necklace.
‘Damage and experience buff? That’s nice.’
The buff was better than expected, so I put it on right away.
As for the Title, as soon as I received it, it automatically activated. It was a sign that the buff for the items had been applied.
[All] Sleepy Owner: Hyung hyung
[All] Sleepy Owner: Change the title too!
Yoo Chae urged me to change his title to ‘Sleepy’s Bride’.
Then am I the ‘Sleepy Owner’s groom’? ah… It’s a bit…
[All] TheHunter: Is it over now??
[All] Bright Clouds: Victory first!
[All] TheHunter: Crazy kid
[All] Drink some water: go out and do it
[All] Drink some water: ??
[All] Drink some water: To fight now?
[All] Harn: If u get out of here once
[All] Harn: you can’t come back
[All] Manaolingnam: Kill the healer first~
[All] Crazy Hunting Friend: Dirty long distance guys
[All] Let’s do this: no ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ hold onㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[All] Park Seungjin99: Drinking potions?
[All] Seasoned Crab Soup: Potions are in the sacred city of Daejeon
[All] Staric: I have to look for it.
[All] Melody Chord: No, why even us;;
[All] Unyum: ㅋㅋㅋ
[All] Geomhee: Originally, is there something like this after the wedding?
[All] Soeso: Omg crazy, so surprised
[All] I’m getting lazy: Gasp Berserker; hold on
The attendees, who had been enduring the PVP with minimal courtesy, started kicking and fighting among themselves as soon as the wedding ceremony was over.
Staring at the scene with a sense of bewilderment, I avoided the flying white light arrow with my evasion skill.
[All] College of Pure Medicine: Ah — —;
[All] College of Pure Medicine: How are you avoiding it?
[All] College of Pure Medicine: How???
What the heck is going on in RPG games nowadays? I tried to ignore the whole situation because it was annoying to deal with.
[All] Sleepy Owner: Hyung..
[All] Sleepy Owner: you don’t like the title? ㅜ
[All] I’m sleepy: :ㅋㅋㅋㅋit’s all about skills
[All] I’m sleepy: you can do it with more effort ^^
I can’t ignore it. I have to deal with it. This guy who’s pretending to be innocent has such nice timing too.
[All] Sleepy Owner: Hyung’s title..
Yoo Chae, who keeps showing lingering regret for not having me wear the title that he wants, pretended to be oblivious while casually intervening in the battlefield. I also tried hard to attack, controlling the skills that flew here and there.
[All] I’ll take care of you: No, it’s complicated because there are two of them.
[All] Mocha Bread: he still has Dark Mage skills
[All] Harn: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[All] I’m sleepy: What are you guys talking about?
There were so many summoned people around the Summoner, Mocha Bread, that it was not easy to move. Indeed, along with the spearman, Summoners seem to be the easiest and strongest job to raise.
[All] I’m getting lazy: save me
[All] I’m getting lazy: Why are you doing this to me ㅠㅠ
[All] Unyum: originally..
[All] Unyum: Berserkers can only hit one person at a timeㅎㅎ
[All] Gugusudal: It’s mean ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[All] Manaolingnam: Can’t see who’s hitting;
Quarreung! Qooong! Kwajik!
Various effects such as the ground cracking, flames spreading, and lightning strikes flashed along with the sound effect of each skill.
Since nearly 30 users were doing PVP in a small room, it was not easy to tell where the skills were coming from.
[All] Harn: Everyone
[All] Harn: It’s nice to fight among ourselves
[All] Harn: Shouldn’t married people be handing out congratulatory bread instead of hitting people??
[All] Drink some water: Oh?
[All] I’ll take care of you: good luck
[All] Melody Chord: fr
[All] Melody Chord: I want to be next to the groom ㅋㅋㅋ
[All] Soeso: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋme tooㅋㅋ
[All] Unyum: I’m on the bride’s side haha
[All] Staric: I almost took out the congratulatory money haha
[All] Seasoned Crab sauce: Harn-nim Thinking Crazy
[All] Seasoned Crab Sauce: Mr. Harvard?
[All] Park Seungjin99: You are like a bird
The people who had been fighting together all of a sudden came to a halt and focused their attention on Yoo Chae. Spotting Yoo Chae standing alone behind me, I hurriedly fully blocked him and chatted with the rest.
[All] I’m sleepy: Dagul is Evan?
[All] Mocha Bread: keuk keuk..
[All] Mocha Bread: Brother, should we take a picture?
[All] TheHunter: A couple? go away
[All] Drink some water: this is your chance
[All] Drink some water: If you hand over Yoo Chae, I’ll let you off the hook
[All] Melody Chord: Time of Revenge^^*
[All] Unyum: I heard that there’s Early Evening Gilma’s sub-account here..
Crazy, what kind of concept is this? I was conflicted for a moment when I glanced at Yoo Chae’s sub character who remained quiet, trying to figure out what he’s thinking.
No matter if it’s a game, a groom who abandons his newly married bride and runs away... honestly, isn’t it too trash?
While I was thinking about it, They rushed in first impatiently.
‘Wait, you’re attacking me with that stamina??’
In the chaos, the character must have been beaten several times and it was already in a state where only half of the health was left. I easily avoided his flying skills.
It’s the same with College of Pure Medicine, I don’t know why this sharp shooter keeps targeting me. Without the need to use a particularly complicated combo, I used the W skill with the highest damage along with the restraint skill. He eventually couldn’t stand the lag and collapsed to death.
[All] It takes a relay: Gasp
[All] Drink some water: What are you doing..??
[All] Park Seungjin99: Bird seems to be him..
[All] I’m getting lazy: Oh, actually, I’m going to deal with it for the first time ;;
[All] Melody Chord: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ
[All] College of Pure Medicine: the fucking deal of Dark mage is strange
[All] I’m getting lazy: fr... It’s a little strange, isn’t it?
[All] I’m getting lazy: Is it really Sleepy-nim?
[All] I’m sleepy: No, why do you keep hitting me?
[All] Harn: There are people from other guilds too;;
[All] Harn: It’s embarrassing
[All] Drink some water. So...
I was able to kill ‘I’m getting lazy’, who unexpectedly attacked, but other people were a problem.
Even with Harn as a healer, Water as a tank, and Dorahee as a buffer, I wouldn’t be able to win even if I died and reawakened.
‘Is running away the answer?’
Being a groom to the bride, I don’t even know if I should take care of Yoo Chae, who’s better than me anyway. It was the time to try and use the movement scroll to quickly escape while giving up.
Boom, bang!
The door to the Church, which had been tightly shut, was aggressively thrown open, and a familiar figure appeared.
A character wearing a black robe with a golden chain around his waist. It was Yoo Chae.
[All] Drink some water: ???
[All] TheHunter: Huh?
[All] Harn: How did Gilma-nim come out?
[All] Crazy Hunting Friend: I must have written a wedding invitation
Yoo Chae, ignoring all the chatting of the guild members who were hiding, started swinging the chain vigorously.
[All] Drink some water: Ah
[All] Unyum: ?????
[All] I’ll take care of you: No fucking way
[All] Mocha Bread: ??
[All] Harn: Kyaa~
[All] Staric: omg
[All] Bright Clouds: Yes fㅅcking way
[All] Soeso: What did he just hit us with that everyone just died right away?;;
Excluding a few who had high defense against tremendous damage or used evasion skills quickly, they were swept away by the chain.
Within two minutes of arriving at the ceremony, Yoo Chae, who had killed half of the attendees or made them groggy(1), came to me.
[All] Yoo Chae: Hyung, Party
[All] I’m sleepy: what is it?
[All] I’m sleepy: how did you get in here?
As soon as I opened the party recruitment window and entered the party, he answered back.
[Party] Yoo Chae: Two com
[Party] Yoo Chae: A request for solidarity
When I put in a request for solidarity, which I had done while running dragon raids together in the past, Yoo Chae came closer and wrapped his arms around my waist. Then, the chain was wrapped around a pole in the distance, piercing through the door at once.
[All] Yoo Chae: ㅋㅋ
[All] Yoo Chae: good bye
Yoo Chae, who had sent his last greeting, used the movement scroll while holding me. As Yoo Chae and I disappeared side by side, the guild chat window and messages went wild.
[Guild] Harn: What????
[Guild] TheHunter: Hey, those two are going at it;
[Guild] Drink some water: fk That’s funny ㅋㅋ
[Guild] This is Dorahee: Romantic hahaㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Staric: What a gay ending ㅋㅋ
[Party] I’m getting lazy: gay ending fk
[Guild] Seasoned Crab Sauce: It seems like the groom ran off with another man after leaving his bride ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Manaolingnam: Keikㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Bright Clouds: Ah, fk I should have filmed a video of this
[Guild] Park Seung-jin99: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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[Soeso: What are you doing?]
[Soeso: Your wife is dead cold right now]
[Soeso: Where are you going on the day of your wedding while cheating with a guy?ㅋㅋㅋ]
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[Melody Chord: fr It’s beyond imagination]
[Melody Chord: Thank you for cheating on your wedding day~]
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Ah, crazy. Things happened so quickly that I couldn’t grasp the situation properly.
I couldn’t even ask what he was doing and we arrived at the Pherocco Lighthouse, belatedly confirming that Yoo Chae’s sub account was already logged out. When the heck did you turn off the sub character and come back to your main character?
[Party] I’m Sleepy: You turned on the main account for a while now?
[Party] Yoo Chae: yea ㅋㅋ
[Party] Yoo Chae: I thought those bastards were going to fuck with our ceremony.
[Party] Yoo Chae: But I came quickly, right?
You expected that and brought the main character?
“This asshole is for real?”
I really couldn’t help but laugh when I thought about it. I leaned back against the chair with my mouth covered, and after thinking for a while, I put my hand on the keyboard again.
[Party] I’m sleepy: Kim Yoo-chae
[Party] Yoo Chae: Yes?
[Party] I’m sleepy: What’s your number?
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Note:
[-1]
Groggy state (Stun): A state in which one cannot move or act for a certain period of time due to excessive shock.
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Credits:
Translator: Hoshi Miya
Editor: Meimei
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HM: The audacity to ruin a wedding Bro~ wwwww
MM: YOO CHAE WINNING RN
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