“It can’t go on like this.”
“What? What?”
“2 hours.”
2 hours? Hyeon Gyu-ha waved his index and middle finger outstretched hand at In Yoo-shin, who was looking at him curiously.
“I want to call you every two hours. After having an ecstatic experience with Yoo-shin in the dungeon, I want to see you more and more, so I can’t do that. I resisted wanting to call you every 30 minutes, so I compromised on two hours.”
“If it’s every two hours, that’s a bit....”
“Can’t you?”
“That’s.......”
“.......”
“Can’t you?”
“.......”
“Can’t you?”
“......”
When the plausible face looked at me with a pitiful gaze, He couldn’t coldly say no, even though he knew it was all an act. Isn’t the original sin of taming your fault in the first place?
Well, if it’s 3 or 2 hours.
“You can.”
“great. If you say anything else later, I’ll get upset.”
As soon as he said ok, Hyeon Gyu-ha put away his pitiful eyes and became a well-fed cat again. After all, it is true that it is a vampire that sucks such types of energy, such as vitality or energy.
“I’ve finished the important problem, so take a look at this.”
They had lunch together in the cafeteria and were hanging out in the rooftop garden as usual. While In Yoo-shin was visiting the dungeon and working on civil affairs, work on the promotional video was also progressing steadily.
What Hyeon Gyu-ha showed us were scenario drafts.
“Yoo-shin, what do you want me to film here?”
“Is there nothing you want to do?”
“Because it doesn’t matter. If possible, it would be better to have a video that is good for Master to see.”
In Yoo-shin received the printed drafts and flipped through them.
This is Hyeon Gyu-ha’s first video in 28 years of life. Moreover, this video may be the last. The draft was full of the director’s dark intention to get rid of Hyeon Gyu-ha.
To roughly summarize the scenarios, they were as follows.
1. Hyeon Gyu-ha is wet for no reason
2. Hyeon Gyu-ha naked for no reason
3. Hyeon Gyu-ha takes a shower for no reason
4. Hyeon Gyu-ha is decadent without reason.
5. Hyeon Gyu-ha lying in bed for no reason
6. Hyeon Gyu-ha holding a whip for no reason
7. Hyeon Gyu-ha licks the cream for no reason
8. Hyeon Gyu-ha’s clothes get torn for no reason
9. Without reason.......
“Hey, if you film something like this, won’t you get caught by the Korea Communications Commission?”
It is not even a commercial for an ordinary company, but a promotional video for a government department.
“What can I do when my very existence is 19+?” (OmG I can’t unsee it now…) (Bro is very SELF AWARE)
“So what do you want to do?”
“……”
In Yoo-shin glanced at his brightly smiling face and imagined his dazzling beauty even today. Hyeon Gyu-ha, wet from the shower, with his clothes torn, decadently lying on the bed holding a whip, licking the cream... His heart rate rose. Even though he was a fool, he thought he had lived his whole life as a heterosexual, but it was a very unhealthy thought for his heart. (Bro you need to stay strong ( •̀ᴗ•́ )و )
‘Can’t we film this all in a series?’
‘To be honest, I was curious about everything. The thought that no matter what he filmed, it would be over 19+, no, it would be a great video. Wouldn’t it be helpful to share a good-looking face with everyone instead of monopolizing it to contribute to humanity?’
While he was in the middle of serious thinking, there was a knock on the door, and an employee holding a selfie stick and a cell phone bowed.
“Hello, Hunter-nim! And In Yoo-shin! This is Ohana from the Digital Communication Team. I’m filming the ministry of public safety’s vlog. Can I film Hunter-nim?”
“As long as Yoo-shin-ssi is not exposed.”
“Of course! Even if it is accidentally recorded, we will make sure to edit it out, including mosaics and voice alteration.”
After receiving permission, Ohana went out the door again and started filming the scene coming in, and In Yoo-shin quickly took refuge on the bench opposite her.
“This is a secret place that only people in the company know about, so we tried to keep it a secret, but then we heard that the hottest person in our company was here, and today was special! This is disclosed only to you. Voila! Hello, Hunter Hyeon Gyu-ha! I am Ohana, the youngest vlogger of the DSO team.”
“Yeah.”
Hyeon Gyu-ha smiled and wiggled his fingers. Previously he wouldn’t have noticed the difference, but now he knows without having to open the status window. It was a sour, soulless smile.
[Current status: Murderous. Interesting, free.]
He felt bored right away after falling for a moment, so he started filming.
“I got information that you’ve been visiting the rooftop garden a lot lately! What were you doing today?”
“I was on a date with Master.”
“Cut! Cut! Cut!”
In Yoo-shin unconsciously crossed his arms in the shape of an X and shouted.
“What should I do if he says ‘Master’ while I’m filming?”
“Is this the Joseon Dynasty where if you don’t call Master ‘Master’, what do you call him?”
“If he can’t call you Master, what should he call you? Are we in the Joseon Dynasty, where we can’t even call you Master?”
“What does that have to do with you?”
“Yoo-shin, are you embarrassed of me?”
Unlike In Yoo-shin, whose neck was even red, Hyeon Gyu-ha tilted his head with a sad face, and Ohana smiled awkwardly.
“Haha... this is just as what I heard.”
He wondered about everything she heard... In Yoo-shin felt a little sad.
Unlike the employees of the Public Safety and Security Department who were familiar with Hyeon Gyu-ha, Ohana from another department, who was still unfamiliar with that title, tried to adapt to ‘Master.’ In response to her tearful efforts, In Yoo-shin held on to Hyeon Gyu-ha and begged to leave out ‘Master,’ and Hyeon Gyu-ha let out a pitiful sigh.
“If Master wants, I must follow.”
“Ha ha ha. Then I’ll take another picture. Hmm, hmm. I received information that people are visiting the rooftop garden often these days! What were you doing today?”
“I was on a date with my boyfriend.”
He did not forget about dates.
The filming that started like that went in a direction where he couldn’t tell if it was the ministry of public safety’s vlog or Hyeon Gyu-ha’s vlog. Ohana, who was chatting like an interviewer, pointed to the documents placed on the bench.
“May I ask what document you were looking at? Oh, if you don’t want to ask this question, I’ll edit it!”
“Promotional video drafts. My boyfriend and I were deciding what to do here.”
“Wow. I’m really curious about which design you will choose! I’d like to open it a bit, but I’ll hold back for the fun of watching the video without spoilers! Come to think of it, the Hunter on our Diso team is almost like a Deus Ex Machina or me. I heard that if a coffee machine worth over 1 million won is named after Hunter, the spending resolution will be passed right away?”
“Oh right. Now that I think about it, Master……”
“Gyu-ha! Cut!”
“Ah right. Now that I think about it, my boyfriend doesn’t drink coffee often, so I hadn’t thought about it before, but after hearing Ohana’s story, it seems like a good idea.”
“Ah, did I help Hunter in some way?”
“I’m thinking of installing a coffee machine in the pantry on the first floor.”
As soon as he spoke, Hyeon Gyu-ha sent a text message to his cell phone.
“This is a law firm that not only provides advisors but also handles miscellaneous tasks. Y J Law Firm, we ask for your interest. In particular, my lawyer is a very capable person who was recommended by the vice president of both companies. Attorney Yoo, since we’ve made sure to promote it, please choose a good coffee machine.”
Although the law firm’s publicity was edited for adult reasons, Attorney Yoo delivered a coffee machine worth 30 million won that was swiped with Hyeon Gyu-ha’s credit card. The ministry of public safety panicked for a moment, wondering if tens of millions of won worth of supplies could belong to a government agency, but he covered it up by claiming that he had brought the personal items of In Yoo-shin, an employee. No one had a swollen liver enough to return the items Hyeon Gyu-ha sent.
On the day, the coffee machine was installed, not only the People’s Livelihood Security Department but also other departments came to see and get a cup of coffee.
“I’ll enjoy my coffee!”
“Please compliment me more.”
“I am devastated! Your Highness!”
People around him burst into laughter as he imitated the sudden bow.
[Current status: Murderous. Interesting, free.]
In Yoo-shin was sipping his coffee and looking at his status window with concern.
“Hunter-nim, then you don’t have to buy coffee separately every morning, right?”
Hyeon Gyu-ha mercilessly crushed the hopes of Team Leader Hong, who asked with excitement.
“How can people live by drinking only coffee? You have to eat bread too.”
“Hahaha! Yeah, that’s right. I’ll continue to bring dessert!”
“Salt bread too.”
“Yes!”
Kim Ji-yeon, who was stroking the coffee machine with a dreamy look, took a picture and secretly taped her phone.
- Look at my kid’s tribute class.
“……”
In Yoo-shin, who happened to see the cell phone screen, decided not to look at the writing she was writing on her bulletin board.
***
Did you see the coffee machine Hyeon Gyu-ha put in the Public Safety and Security Department? That’s something they only use in hotels ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ he probably brought it for his lover, but he brought something like that not at home but at work ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴThe lover said out loud that he doesn’t drink coffee at work often.
ㄴㄴI wish he won’t just throw away the money he wasted on him.
ㄴIs he a homo or something because he has nothing to suck up to? Are you all homo too??
ㄴㄴWhether you’re fucking with a man or a woman, you just have to be good at controlling the devil, who cares???
ㄴㄴㄴBut these days, Hyeon Gyu-ha can’t even catch the dungeon beast, right? You say it’s just a bit of a tantrum?
ㄴㄴㄴㄴ My cousin is a Public Safety and Security Department, and he reported that a privately owned dungeon was closed a few days ago.
ㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴ When people close a dungeon, they come in groups and advertise everywhere, but that bastard goes alone and closes without a word. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
It’s good to be alive and not be dead. If your boyfriend asks you to take a photo for his photo book, don’t you think he will take it for you? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠBoyfriend, please, please. The next one is a picture of him. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠpls..pls..
ㄴI should be wishing this for your boyfriend, not to you. You haven’t mentioned your boyfriend’s name yet, right?
ㄴㄴI don’t know his full name, but his last name is In-ssi.
ㄴㄴㄴPlsplsplsplease
ㄴDo you really need a picture when you see and touch it all the time?
I’m really curious about the promotional video... Will the Public Safety department upload that to a vlog as well?
ㄴㄴIt’s uploaded.
ㄴㄴㄴIs Public safety department part of Gyu-ha’s agencyㅋㅋㅋ?
ㄴㄴWhen they uploaded the non-log video quality, I saw that he was covered up in the draft.
ㄴㄴㄴWhat on earth are you taking pictures of ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
***
“So which design do you like?”
The director, who signed a contract with the Public Safety and Security Department to film a promotional video, nervously rubbed his palms together. Hyeon Gyu-ha, in contrast, indifferently tapped into the draft plan.
“This one. I didn’t care about anything, but my lover chose it.”
“Ooh, as expected! I also thought that this design perfectly matched the image of the current hunter. Did your lover tell you why he specifically chose it?”
“No. he didn’t say much, but when my lover looks at the drafts, his eyes stay here for 12.48 seconds longer than average.”
“W-well, you seem to be getting along well. Ha ha ha.......”
The director smiled brightly.
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Credits:
Translator: Hoshi Miya
Editor/Proofreader: PsycheAsylum, Ghostx
PA : The list of “No Reason” is the best (∗•ω•∗), The design of the CF was chosen because of 12.48 sec. q(^-^q)