Doesn’t everyone go through that kind of experience?
In the morning, after waking up to the sound of the alarm, In Yoo-shin got out of bed, washed up, and sat down at the kitchen table. But now he was thinking that he was still lying in bed, and the entire day up until now was just a dream.
‘Is this all a dream?’
In Yoo-shin tried to slap his cheeks to wake himself up from his dream. The attempt was soon stopped. Hyeon Gyu-ha gently squeezed In Yoo-shin’s hand with his own, which was between his cheek and palm as if blocking the contact.
In Yoo-shin was taken aback by the feeling of neatly clipped fingers caressing the back of his hand. The touch was too vivid to be a dream, and the body temperature of the hand had become familiar to me.
[Current Status: Murderous. Interested. Amused.]
“Have you ever had a hobby of self-torture? If you have a hobby like that, you should’ve told me. I am not sadistic, but I am happy to spank you to match your masochism.”
“I-I-I’m not though?”
In Yoo-shin took his hand away and stepped backwards. What were you thinking earlier? He felt hot up to his cheeks.
“Why are you here?”
“I woke up this morning and was very depressed that I have to spend the day without my master. So I came to see you.”
“I-I understand your feelings, but this is an office…… You can see me after I get off work.”
“I don’t think I can wait until you get off work.”
Then, Hyeon Gyu-ha moved his arm and pointed at the office. The people, who had been glancing at them while booting up their computers and pretending to organize their work, flinched and averted their gaze.
“Besides, I don’t know how many members there are in total, but the taxes I pay alone would be enough to pay the salaries of the entire Department of Supernatural Affairs and Public Safety. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a sincere taxpayer come to the office?”
“Uh, uhh……”
As the high-income taxpayer confidently abused his power, the contract civil servant had no words to say. Just in time, a sixth-grade public official who claimed to be an euljil (someone of upper class) arrived in a hurry.
“It’s possible! All is possible! Hunter-nim, do whatever you want!”
It was Team Leader Hong, who had rushed in from the parking lot upon receiving an urgent text message saying that Hyeon Gyu-ha had barged into his office. Gasping for breath as he wiped the sweat from his forehead, Team Leader Hong looked around and shouted.
“A noble guest has arrived—what are you doing without even serving a cup of tea!? Ji-jeon-ssi! Please hurry up and get some coffee.”
Kim Ji-yeon bit her lip at the order that was suddenlt tossed her way and stood up from her chair.
“No. I’ll go.”
In Yoo-shin was embarrassed. Hyeon Gyu-ha was an uninvited guest who broke into the office because of him, and people from the department had to behave like this for no reason. He was about to hurry to the pantry, but his leg slipped in the air and his body floated. In an instant, In Yoo-shin was moved and settled down next to Hyeon Gyu-ha.
“I don’t drink mixed coffee because I don’t like it.”
“Is that so? Oh my. This must have been a big mistake on my part. Then, what other tea do you like?”
“There are cafes in front of the government building. Please buy a drink there.”
“What?”
“I’ll give you a card, so buy me a coffee.”
Hyeon Gyu-ha, holding a card between his index and middle fingers, flicked his hand.
“While you’re at it, you can buy all the coffee for the office staff. Desserts and bread, too—please buy these your own.”
Team Leader Hong, who had quit running errands for coffee 20 years ago, was very embarrassed.
“Y-you mean me?”
“Then should I send Yoo-shin?”
Hyeon Gyu-ha snorted and asked In Yoo-shin in a soft voice.
“What kind of coffee would you like to drink, Yoo-shin?”
“…… Uh, just americano.”
“I’ll have the same thing. I’m sure you’ll buy the rest in moderation.”
“Ah, I’ll do that……”
Even though his face was red and blue, Team Leader Hong couldn’t even refuse Hyeon Gyu-ha, and he could only politely accept the card with both hands and leave the office. The boss who used to be mean to his teammates met a real boss.
I shouldn’t have thought like this, but to be honest, I was a little relieved. Kim Ji-yeon also held back her laughter and secretly gave Yoo-shin a thumbs up.
“From now on, I will give you a ride to and from work.”
“I can just take the subway.”
“It’s because I’m worried. What if my master has an accident without me there? What if the subway explodes in a terrorist attack without me there? What if a gate suddenly opens without me there. What if you get pickpocketed without me there? What if you fall into a sewer without me there? What if you get food poisoning while eating street food without me there? What if you get seduced by a cute hamster without me there? What if—?”
“Thank you for the bike ride!”
“Good.”
Hyeon Gyu-ha closed his eyes and smiled brightly. It’s funny to think of this in the midst of a hectic incident in the morning, but it was a really pretty smile.
“Yoo-shin, I want to stay with you all day, even in your own room, but I’ll put up with it by meeting you every day at work. Did I do well?”
“Y-you did very well……”
Anyway, that’s how the Department of Supernatural Affairs and Public Safety became a trending location for Hyeon Gyu-ha’s fans.
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- I met Hunter-nim today and took a picture with him ~~^^
In our cafe, the rule is not to expose Hunter’s private life, but.. you all know it these days, right? haha
A gate opened near the company, so there was some damage. I went to fill out an application form for victims, but Hunter-nim was also there. I was just watching him from the sidelines, but I mustered up the courage to ask him for a picture, and he was so happy to take a picture with me^^
〈Hunter-nim who makes hearts burst.jpg〉
〈Hunter-nim’s signature.jpg〉
It would be a great inconvenience not only to Hunter-nim but also to other public officials to visit blindly without any purpose...
But if you have something to do there, like me, it’s nice to go and visit him directly~~~
ㄴHunter-nim’s picture came out really well too. He has a really small face.
ㄴDid he say anything else? It’s my wish to hear his voiceㅠ
ㄴㄴYes ^^ He was really kind
ㄴThese days, I often see traces of ‘Henr’ written then erased on signed papers hahaha Is it a habit of his?
ㄴCan you see Gyuhanim from the outside??
ㄴㄴThe windows are made of glass... There were a few people outside who were taking pictures or waiting ^^;;
- I'm sharing high-res photos of HyeonGyu that I myself took at ‘that place’. Feel free to download them.
I'm too lazy to re-upload the link if it breaks after 100 people download it, so download it quickly.
I'm going to have to use that expensive camera I bought for events again because of those cheapskates. Fkㅋㅋㅋ They put up a sign saying 'No entry unless you have business' so I could only take pictures from outside.
There was even a photo booth inside for fans to take pictures with HyeonGyu, but of course, bad luck follows me.
ㄴGasp...Wow....Yay......Thank you so much......Bless you......I love you.........
ㄴAh, fuck, I'm going crazy looking at this face. The photos of HyeonGyu I've seen until now weren't even HyeonGyu. crazy
ㄴㄴIt's the first time I'm seeing you in such high quality. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠWhat do I do? I think my heart is going to explode ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Gyu-ha-ya ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
ㄴㄴ22233344445555 (plsplsplsplssplss) ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I wish he would do more events. ㅠㅠㅠㅠI want him to make money easily. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠHyeonGyu, I wish you'd stop your main job. Ugh!ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
ㄴSo you're telling me I have to get unlucky to meet Gyu, huh????
ㄴㄴIf you don't die after getting unlucky~ yeah
ㄴHe always wears that black jacket even when he’s not working. So cute…ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
ㄴㄴBlack clothes look good on him because his hair color and eyes are lightㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
ㄴHey, I noticed HyeonGyu was wearing a different t-shirt every time. How long were you actually there?
ㄴㄴI'm unemployed
ㄴㄴㄴAre there many people coming to the complaint office specifically to find Gyu?
ㄴㄴㄴㄴ There are a lot of people. It’s like a whole market
ㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴ Shall I go too....
ㄴThese crazy assholes are so proud of themselves even when theyre revealing his private life
ㄴㄴBut honestly, if you want to kill Hunter, shouldn’t you just follow him to the gate...?
ㄴhave you seen Gyuha’s lover? what are they like?? are they pretty??
ㄴㄴI feel a bit weird about judging someone's appearance, but... he has a soft, cute look. They seem like a good match. Since we're in an office, they're not always together, but I saw Gyu put his hand on his boyfriend's head a few times. It was so sweet. It seems like Gyu likes his boyfriend more.
ㄴㄴㄴ Can't you just send me a photo of his partner, even for a second??? I'll check it right away and delete it immediately
ㄴㄴㄴㄴ I can't believe I was so careless! While organizing my photos, I found a few pictures with his boyfriend in them, so I had to delete the originals
ㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴI'm so sorry..ㅠㅠ I just felt really heartbroken after hearing about Gyuha dating... It's strange, but I think I'd rather see him with a guy.....
ㄴTeacher-nimㅠㅠㅠ The link broke in less than 5 minutes... ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
- To be honest, I’m glad Gyuha came out ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I've never been into anything suggestive or written fan fiction, I just liked his looks, so I don't really care about scandals.ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Gyuha was always so dedicated to his work, spending countless hours grinding away in dungeons and rarely attending public events.
He doesn't use Instagram or any fan communities, so the only updates I get are rare sightings. I've been living off a single blurry photo for months. But now, there's new content every day, and I'm so excited! I've been a fan since Gyuha was a teen, and this is the first time I've felt this happy about being a fan. ㅠㅠㅠ
ㄴThose who were all about Gyu's suggestive stuff are now, ironically, wondering if they're gayㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴCome to think of it, it’s been a while since I last heard about Gyuha raiding a dungeon, right? Is he busy with other things?
ㄴㄴhe must have been in a relationship for a whileㅋㅋㅋ
Due to Hyeon Gyu-ha’s fans hungry for rice cakes (fan service), cafes and restaurants near the civil service office building were recording the highest daily sales since opening. Whether straight or gay, the self-employed, who were the best at making money, wished the couple a hundred years.
“Sir, I am very sorry, but if there is no medical certificate, there is nothing we can do to help.”
“Hey! Why can’t you!? Are your eyes swollen?! Can’t you see this wound here?”
People are typically sensitive about life and money, and lots of sensitive people gathered at the Department of Supernatural Affairs and Public Safety, which dealt with both. This meant that one could amass a collection of stories here.
In Yoo-shin dealt with the complainants while sweating. There existed a magic beast called the sheepdog. Since normal dogs had similar oral structures to them, it was a common scam to claim insurance premiums or compensation for damages, claiming that dog bites were actually damages caused by such beasts.
Some malicious scammers even forged medical certificates, but this man did not go that far. Instead, he just blindly shouted at In Yoo-shin, pointed at him, and cursed at him loudly.
“Fuck! You bastards eat your salaries with the taxes I pay!”
Flustered, In Yoo-shin had never seen a man raise his voice to the point where the veins in his neck stood up, but other people in the office did. Hyeon Gyu-ha, who had gone out to answer the phone in the hallway and came back, was approaching them.
HM: At this point, the author loves cliffhangers. But it keeps the anticipation of waiting for the next chapter.
Editor M: The tyrannical translator-nim wants me to leave all ‘ㅋ’ as they are, so for those of you who don’t know, ‘ㅋㅋㅋ’ means ‘lol.’
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Translator: Hoshi Miya
Editor/Proofreader: Editor M
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best things in this chapter: first Status still "Murderous"
"What if you get seduced by a cute hamster without me"🤣